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The Mountaineers: Our Own
Lost Tribes
By ROLLIN LYNDE HARTT
Author
of " New York, the National Stepmother," etc. Illustrations by John
Wolcott Adams
A DELICATE, dreamy-blue haze over-hangs the Southern
Appalachians. Azaleas, laurel, and rhododendrons clothe their slopes. Log
cabins abound. The mocking-bird carols blithely. Cow-bells tinkle. Up from
abysses of unimaginable beauty come now and then snatches of some
three-hundred-year-old British ballad. But it is not of such charms as
these that the lowlander speaks when he says, with endearing Southern
vehemence, "Take my advice, Brother, and don't go back North without
seeing our mountains." No, it is of the mountaineers that he speaks. It is
of "those wonderful, wonderful people." Wonderful, indeed, they must be if
all you have read of them is true at once. They flocked to the World's
Fair, they fought in Cuba; yet they have never seen a train. Not knowing
their alphabets, they rave when a writer maligns them. Hopeless
degenerates, they have produced
Presidents, governors, generals, and jurists. They pick off "revenues"
with unerring aim. This they owe to their diet of "moonshine" whisky. They
exterminate one another so persistently that their numbers have risen to
five and a half millions. They speak Shaksperian English. Example: "Oh, my
brethering-ah, how well I remember-ah, jist lack it war yistidy-ah, the
time I foun' the Lord-ah!" You end by regretting the colorless,
undescriptive name Appalachia. Call it instead Chestertonia!
Journalists, novelists, and authors of serious books conspire to give
just that impression; sometimes the facts do. There were moonshiners who
voted for prohibition. There was a feudist who apologized to his victim
and, kneeling beside the dying man, prayed for his soul. There was a
polygamist with a clear (because Biblical) conscience. When a Mormon
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396 THE CENTURY MAGAZINEelder arrived, he ordered him off his premises.
"Can't I leave some tracts?" said the Mormon. "All the tracks you want, if you leave 'em p'inted towards the gate."
But do I hold up these instances as typical? Nothing is typical of five
and a half million Americans inhabiting 112,000 square miles of alpine
paradise. Mountaineers differ,' mountain neighborhoods differ, and much
that characterizes the mountains characterizes also the lowlands. Behold,
in the please-contribute leaflet of a species not yet wholly extinct, "a
typical mountain home." That one-room log cabin, with chinked walls, stone
chimney, and hand-hewn shingles, is the usual penniless farmer's abode
throughout the South. Meanwhile I can show you mountain homes that any
rich planter might covet. From the literary point of view these bear the
implied inscription, "Not for publication." Hence the genesis of what may
be termed the mountain fib.
So does the mountain humbug. Two counties of Kentucky have dripped with
gore; describe their feuds, without owning how exceptional they were, and
you prompt the inference that every mountaineer, all the way from
northern Virginia to midmost Alabama, is "warred up ag'in' his neighbors."
Here and there a family goes to bed in one room minus even a curtain for
privacy. State it; stop there. Readers will think all mountaineers
uncivilized. In certain remote "coves" "tooth-jumping" survives; a nail
is held slantwise against the embattled molar, a hammer does the rest.
Tell it; avoid mentioning its extreme rarity. Then will humbug have its
perfect work, till a district that should of rights be a national park is
regarded as the national slum.
The district is picturesque, however. It has nooks where mountaineers
celebrate "old Christmas," Gregorian style, on January 6, and at midnight
on old Christmas eve "the alders bloom, and cattle kneel down. Hit would
make you mighty solemn to see them kneel; you would n't feel like beatin'
on them no more." Along many a highway drivers still keep to the left, as
in England. Hand-made textiles and hand-made baskets perpetuate classic
English designs. An occasional singing-school still uses "shaped" notes,
with do, re, mi differing not only in their position on the staff, but
also in form and semblance. A few tables, a very few, still sport the
"lazy Susan," a kind of merry-go-round for eatables. Once in a great while
you will see a mountain wife perched behind her husband on a mule. And the
language! They "carry" a horse. They pamper the "least" child. Desiring a
"preacher-parson" to say grace, they bid him "wait on the table." From
Possum Trot to Still Hollow it is "two good looks and a right smart walk."
What a hunting-ground for local color and the wherewithal for humbug!
As each peculiarity exists somewhere in the mountains, humbug feels
free to make each particular mountaineer a museum of them all, a "type" so
"typical" that his own mountains would scarcely know him. Whereas he is
not struggling to epitomize and illustrate 112,000 square miles. He has
other interests in life. Whole paragraphs he will talk to you without
once lapsing into "Shaksperian English," although to my personal
knowledge the Shaksperian words commonly used in the mountains number at
least four: "buss" for "kiss," "poke" for "bag," "poppet" for "doll," "holp"
for "helped." As well might you call it the English of Burns, since the
"beasties" in "yon" pasture "want out." Or why not the English of rural
Ohio because of "hain't," "colyume," and "gardeen"? By the same token,
call it Montanian because of "pack" for "carry," or Chaucerian because
"hit" replaces "it."
The lowlanders likewise say "hit," but let us not reveal that. Inspired
ethnologists, let us consider the mountaineers a race apart and dwell
lovingly upon such idiosyncrasies as "sun-ball," "church-house,"
"rifle-gun," and "man-pusson." Especially let us cherish idiosyncrasies
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Imagine an artist's state of mind when a mountaineer said to him, "Your
little old woman 's the stoutest I ever saw," or a
clergyman's on hearing himself
described as "the commonest
preacher," or a teacher's when
the mountain people exclaimed,
"You don't care to work."
Nevertheless, these
were
compliments.
Translated, they become: "Your
charming wife is very athletic,"
"You preach so that every one understands you," "You are not afraid of
work."At a box-party (not theatrical)
a girl from Denver said to a mountain
lad, "Come and, talk to me."
Shocking! In the mountains this
means, "Come and
make love to me." But reflect.
Two centuries or thereabouts
mountain English has lived
withdrawn from the world. On the whole, it has improved. It scorns
slang. It is innocent of stereotyped phrases. Out of the abundance of the
heart the mouth speaketh and in its own individual way. For instance: "I
do crave to quit tippin' the bottle, but I can't get the consent of
my mind."
May Appalachia
forgive me if these examples make the
highlander seem queer. Queer he is not.
Hear his observations in the cabin or at the mill on grinding day
or around the temple of justice during
court-week. Few and far between— hardly noticeable, in fact—are his
oddities of speech. Talk ripples
on softly, pleasantly, in the verbiage of the rural South,
or perhaps of the urban South. Fine
little cities dot the mountains. There is
Asheville. There is Charleston, West
Virginia, to say nothing of Chattanooga. If by "mountaineer" you
mean anybody living in Appalachia, then some curious
anomalies turn up.
Mountaineers thronged to see Mme.
Bernhardt ! Our driver on a
never-to-be-forgotten trip through the mountains wore low shoes and
lavender socks. But the very
wilds and deeps of Appalachia afford
proof that there are
mountaineers and mountaineers.
In fiction, however, reference
is had to the latter only. In travelers' tales you
meet a homogeneous
race of "mountain
whites." Whites, indeed!
As if these proud, sensitive, ancestried
pioneers had anything in common
with the "po' white trash!"
Come, come, let us keep things
separate !
In the eighteenth
century — just
when no one
knows —
Scotch-Irishmen, a few Germans,
and fewer Huguenots entered Appalachia and peopled its valleys. Their
tribes increased. Sons of original settlers established themselves on the
lower mountain-sides. Their tribes increased in turn. At last even the
wildest, most inaccessible coves
became inhabited. Conditions varied and do still. There is
prosperity in the fertile valleys, moderate comfort along the lower
mountain-sides, dire and heartbreaking misery here and there in remote
fastnesses, illiteracy, too, and
sometimes savagery. Moreover, the first-comers were not all alike.
Some were farmers, some professional
hunters, some adventurers, some fugitives from justice at a time
when the law meted out terrible punishment for offenses now considered
trivial. Social distinctions of a sort existed at the outset. They have
sharpened. In the mountains one hears
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What mortal in his senses would expect them to
be? Bloody Gulch, Idaho, is not
like Helena, Montana, and there are twice as many people in Appalachia as
in the whole length and breadth of the
Rockies. Cape-Codders are not like New-Yorkers, and Appalachia is
bigger than New England, New York, and Delaware
combined. Nevertheless, I will risk
showing you a typical mountain
region—typical in that it sums up pretty nearly all the
mountain conditions to be found anywhere.
"Back" your horse, say your prayers, fix your last thoughts upon
your family. We are off. Along roads
splendidly wide and along roads so narrow
that when two vehicles meet one stops, sheds its horses, tips up on
its side, sheds its uppermost wheels, and lets the other vehicle go
by; along roads blasted from the
very rock, and roads that are more like cornices, and some that follow a
creek, now on this side, now on that, fording it every few rods. Presently
the creek is the road; splash,
splash, goes your horse, up-stream or down, for perhaps a
hundred yards. But look! listen!
Yonder a train piled high with logs pants along a
narrow-gage railway. Though logging
will cease by and by, the narrow-gage will
remain.
Such, in sober fact, are
these "impassable"
mountains. Automobiles come, and
motorcycles. Forty-five miles from a railroad a circus appeared.
Mountaineers still point out trees to which the
elephants were chained. A single
county in a single year voted
ninety thousand dollars for good roads. If I hesitate to recommend
the mountains as a continuous
speedway for Sybarites, if I admit that in wet weather wheels sometimes go
axle-deep, and if I report trails through wild gorges where no road
could live a month and lost fastnesses without even a trail, I am only
proving what I set out to. Mountain
neighborhoods differ. The bridges show it as clearly as the roads.
One sees primitive foot-logs, just as the
novelists say. As the novelists avoid
saying, there are also bridges of concrete and steel. Strange
enough such modernities look in a landscape strewn with "typical
mountain homes."
Ah, those "typical
homes!" Window-less,
one-room horrors, with open chinks
between the logs and
with chimneys either
of stone or of sticks
and mud. Well may
the inhabitant "sit in
the chimbly an' spit
outdoors"—save for one
fairly important
detail; that is, nobody lives there. Abandoned
for years, these "typical homes" enjoy
at present the status of ruins. To see such hovels inhabited, (and they
still are in
many an unfortunate neighborhood)
you must generally
force your way to some
aery of a place peopled
by the submerged.
If this sounds
paradoxical, never mind. The higher, up
you go, the lower down you get.
Then what, in common
honesty, is a
"typical mountain home"
? We pass two-story
frame-houses, set side toward the
road, an exposed brick
chimney at each
end. We pass commodious log dwellings
with lace curtains at
the windows and
flowers blooming in the dooryard. We
pass cottages which,
given the gingerbread frivolities they lack, might suit a vacationist. It
sounds incredible, but we pass
three huge, pillared
mansions. The type?
None exists. Nor can you
find anywhere the
"typical mountaineers" ranged in stiff
rows before their dwellings and making
the "typical" sour faces.
They do it
systematically in the photographs, and
very oddly it strikes one to see them
about their business in real life,
swinging terrible, Roman-looking,
double-edged axes, or strolling
the wilderness, rifle on
shoulder, or toiling at farm-work on slopes so precipitous that a
man may "break his leg falling out of
his cornfield," and the only way to plant is "with
a shot-gun from the opposite slope." No
nonsense can exaggerate. In such places
a wheeled vehicle is useless; nothing
but the low wooden sledge will
keep right side up. To think that men till these
cruelly upturned acres and still have
a ready smile and greeting for the "furriner"!
Gentle, winning, and
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399 an' set. What
mought your name be? What mought
your business be?" Between women the exchange of civilities may begin:
"How old be you? Be you married?
How
many children have
you
got ? I hain't got but
ten,
myself. Hit seems like a body ought
to have
at
least a dozen."
Forthwith
they invite you
to stay all day, which leads to
your staying
all
night,
which leads to your staying half
the next day. It requires no tact to get into a
mountain home, but it takes
both genius and self-denial to get
out. Although fortune has
acquainted me with several good
dinners (in
the mountains "several" means
"many"), a dinner at Paul Jefferson's ranks with the best. As for Paul,
think of John Burroughs, John Muir, John Burns; then shut your eyes, and
you will see that magnificent patriarch.
What a host is Paul! What a hostess
is Mrs. Paul! She will spin for you,
smiling as she spins. She will
weave. She will present you to Ann of the rosy cheeks (a living
Perugino) and to "blossom-eyed" Elizabeth and to half a dozen
stalwart sons. In college togs instead
of homespun suits, immense
black slouch hats, and leather
leggings, they would pass for
nabobs.
Exceptional all
this? Such a household would be exceptional anywhere. But
choose a log cabin at
random, the poorest,
even. You will meet the
same geniality,
the same gentility. However, you will
miss the glowing faces. With privation
and hardship come premature wrinkles.
Much that seems to indicate longevity
among the mountaineers indicates
only the
early havoc of youth. There goes a story
about a "furriner" who found an old, old
man weeping by the roadside.
"Why do you weep?" inquired the
stranger. The "old, old" man replied:
"Daddy whipped me for sassing grandma." It is a foolish yarn,
confessedly, yet not without its specious grain of truth. The haggard,
wrinkled countenances you see in photographs belong often to mountaineers
whom struggle, not time, has aged.
Nevertheless, the
impression one
gets in the mountains is
of a race exceptionally strong and energetic. Their farms languish,
but not by reason of
"shiftlessness." Antiquated methods, a depleted soil, and the interminably
long road to market keep agriculture
in the doldrums, or frequently do, and
the mountaineer content "jist
to rock along." He works off his surplus vitality by tracking
a fox; he climbs three successive ranges to visit a friend; he
stays out till dawn if a possum
invites, and tramps home refreshed.
During the Spanish War the tallest,
heaviest soldiers came from the mountains. Revolutionary patriots marched
to Massachusetts in twenty-one
days. During the War of 1812 mountaineers
reached New Orleans without weapons,
but in such spirits that they
declared, "We'll foller them Tennesseeans into
battle, and every time one falls, we'll
jist inherit his gun."
Theoretically,
mountain life fosters health;
practically, it is sometimes fairer to
say that health survives despite mountain
life. Hair-lifting tales one hears of
three-year-olds munching
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too, an' gives hit to the baby to see hit act
quar") ; and in isolated cases such tales
may be true. Whole districts lack a physician to teach even the
a-b-c's of hygiene; certain others "suffer less from the
absence of physicians than from their
presence." In the least-favored
regions cookery kills at forty
paces. After a meal in a cabin
twelve miles from nowhere, Mr.
Horace Kephart wrote passionately,
"What the butcher ruined the cook
damned." Yet I challenge Christendom to produce a finer, hardier,
wirier stock than these highlanders.
Or a more interesting
stamp of
character. Lincoln's parents were Appalachians.
So were Daniel Boone, David
Crockett, Sam Houston,
Andrew Jackson, James K. Polk, Andrew Johnson, "Stonewall"
Jackson, and Admiral Farragut, not f;o
mention such notables as General Love,
Congressman Green Adams, Governor
Woodward, and Justices Samuel F. Miller and William Pitt Ballinger
of the United States Supreme Court. What a showing by the region for which
Senator Blackburn prescribed dynamite!
The honorable
gentleman objected quite properly to
feuds. Yet feuds, too, were honorable.
A heritage from Scotland, they continued among clans that are
"still living in the eighteenth century." Men slew for conscience' sake.
Even the occasional crime of violence
outside the vendetta counties
has its honorable points. Unwritten law not only permits a
mountaineer to avenge wrong, but requires him
to. Unhappily, "mountain dew" will
sometimes bring down vengeance
too hastily in this "land of sunshine and of
'moonshine.' "
Personally, I detest moonshine (what little
there is of it to detest), but respect
moonshiners. Middle-Westerners turn corn into hog to make it
portable ; with the same object a very limited class of mountaineers turn
corn into whisky. In districts where
it would cost more than the corn is worth to get it to market
"blockade" goes out at a profit on the
"blockader's" back. Tourists, even remarkably
good tourists, hoodwink the
customs officer if
they can. Rebelling against what appears
to them an oppressive law, moonshiners outwit a revenue officer if they
can. At a pinch they may shoot. Oftener, when "ketched," they jeer the marshal. Quoth "Atch"
Young (christened Achilles, but
subsequently abbreviated) : "Say, Captain, hit tuck a heap of elbow
grease to get that still set up, an' really hit 's a mighty sweet-runnin'
consairn. If hit won't make hit wuss fer us, let 's run a pint or two
before you cut hit up." From Buck Towner you will hear that "when folks
get word that the marshals are comin', they put stuff in hit to pizen hit.
The marshals allers do take as much as they want, an' the pizen makes 'em
so they cain't crawl around for over a
week." One blockader regularly exacts tribute for betraying a
still. Aside, sotto voce: the still is his own.
Were moonshine
particularly plentiful,—and the
novelists imply that it trickles from
the very tree-trunks, anywhere
and everywhere,—a "fotched-on furriner" like yourself might fancy
the mountaineers quite habitually
drunken. On the contrary, they are quite habitually "nice." Dare I
say it? They are curiously like
the rest of us. They have their faults, not worse than ours. They have
also their shining virtues.
Mountain ethics present some oddities now
and then, I confess. In certain rare neighborhoods our Ellen Keys would
behold their principles in full
operation. But commercialized vice has no foothold
among the genuine highlanders. Thieves,
tramps, and gunmen are unheard
of. Even feudists and moonshiners go faithfully to church. They
tell of a highwayman who met a bishop and stripped him of his all. Said
the victim:
"Don't you think it 's a shame to rob a poor
Episcopal bishop?" To which the bandit replied:
"What, you an
Episcopalian? Take your money! I 'm an
Episcopalian, myself." Remarkable, very, on the part of a highwayman who
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However, such legends die hard. "I drink an' I swar an' I've killed nine
men," says the hero of another; "but, thank
God, I Ve kept my religion through it Ml." To trust the common tale, there
yawns a great gap between doctrine and
deed. "Emotional, superstitious, unlettered, the mountaineer
seeks the 'church-house' as naturally as his bees seek their 'bee-gum.'
And just as devoutly." It sounds
logical. It is, nevertheless, a
slander. Fifteen Protestant denominations (the mountains have
virtually no Catholics) send educated preachers who urge the correlation
of faith and works. If a share of the native preachers lack
erudition, they have merits of a sort,
despite that. Said one far back in the
wilderness:
"Brethering, you '11
fine my text somers in the Bible, an' I
hain't a-goin' to tell you whar; but
hit 's thar. Ef you don't believe hit, you jist take down your
Bible an' hunt twell you fine hit, an' you'll fine a heap more that's
good, too."
From the cultivated point of view, or the
pseudo-cultivated, what a blind leader of the blind! Yet illiteracy is not
incompatible with knowledge or ignorance with insight. The mountaineer
inherits brains. Among highlanders who
can neither read nor write, or among highlanders who at best will
ask a school-ma'am to "back" a letter (that is, direct the envelop), you
may occasionally find volumes of Horace and Vergil with the
names of remote ancestors inscribed
therein. Education has lapsed. Mental aptitude has not. It takes
brains to make one's own rifle; it takes brains to make furniture without
nails or glue; it takes brains to make
hempen-haired "poppet-dolls" of whittled wood; it takes brains
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"Why don't you sell
this miserable patch of ground and get
out?" said an intruder in Hell-fer-Sartain. His vis-a-vis
replied:
"I ain't so pore 's you think. I don't
own this patch of ground."
In Europe we love the primitive and
unspoiled. In America it shocks, and
philanthropy unites with patriotism to bid
us "poke the 'eathen out." Yet how
eagerly we once read "La vie simple"! How we yearn for an escape
from artificiality! The mountaineers have found both, and in what a
setting, surrounded by scores of
lovely, dim, blue peaks! You "can stand on the summit of Roan and
tickle the feet of the angels." From such a paradise the " 'eathen"
decline to be poked out. As well ask the Swiss to leave Switzerland!
Some migrate, it is
true. Misguidedly, they seek the mill
towns, where aristocrats look down on
"hands." That stings. "I 'm as
good as you are," says the mountaineer, "an' I don't eat at
nobody's second table." He grieves to be a "hireling."
Opportunity may beckon, promising wealth and its advantages if
only he will be patient; but what cares
he? Pride, not inertia, inspires
his declaration, "I don't aim
to rise above my raisin'." Back
he comes, like as not, reviling the twentieth
century, belauding the eighteenth. A mountain woman, getting her first
glimpse of our much-vaunted
civilization, cried fervently, "I 'd rather be a knot in a log
on Perilous." When you have seen Perilous
and felt its charm, you will understand.
Prosperous farmers
lack the incentive to
migrate;
poverty-stricken farmers lack the means.
Where barter prevails, and the "least" child carries an egg to the store
for an egg's-worth of candy, a family
may go a year without handling ten dollars
in money. Move? Start afresh elsewhere? It is out of the
question.
Given a chance at
education, young
mountaineers will deign
to "rise above
their raisin'." They make insatiable
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403 Think of typhoid and tuberculosis, with no
one to hint at prevention or cure. Think of district schools closed seven
months in the year, if district schools there be, and pupils unable to
read after several terms of so-called instruction. Think of squalor and
misery and aching deprivation. Three hundred thousand mountaineers,
adding one luckless neighborhood to
another, live in wretchedness unspeakable. Our kinsmen, mind you;
not hyphenates, but descendants of the original Americans. Appalachia
furnished the rear-guard of the Revolution. It is through no fault of
theirs that the three hundred thousand have fallen on evil days. It is the
work of isolation.
Little by little
isolation gives way before industrial
inroads. New railways come. Lumbermen attack-remote forests. Coal is
discovered. Electrical engineers plan the
damming of streams, the building of
powerhouses. Resorts bring
loiterers from highland and lowland. But contact with the
outer world brings dangers as well as benefits.
No one who has the future of Appalachia at heart wants to see it
either invaded or evacuated. Every one who has the future of Appalachia
at heart wants to see it brought into its own. It ought' from the first to
have been a sovereign commonwealth. Failing that, it was gerry-mandered
among nine separate States, affording an admired, but neglected, back yard
to each.
Lost tribes I call these mountaineers. Lost
to America, I mean: several millions of our best people shut away where as
a race they contribute little or nothing to our modern progress.
Individual persons emerge, it is true. Here and there a thriving town
springs up, to link itself with
America. Yet for the most part Appalachia lives in solitary
confinement; in cold storage almost. And while a pre-Revolutionary
America within an America is interesting and romantic and a joy to
our novelists, solitary confinement
and cold storage involve the handicapping of
abilities. They insulate genius. They
insulate talent. Both are as common in Appalachia as elsewhere. Both are
waste material and remain so except as some random fortuity
provides the outlet.
A vicious circle
obtains. Without prosperity, no
opportunity. Without opportunity, no prosperity. All praise, then, to the
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return and to succeed after they have returned. They are teaching them
modern farmin, the principles of improved housing, the niceties of
enlightened hygiene. They are teaching them to teach others. They have
adopted and applied the maxim of George Ade, "When uplifting, get
underneath."
"They needn't send missionaries to us," say the highlanders; "we ain't
no heathen." No, and neither are these new leaders missionaries in any
sense hither-to known. Money from denominational coteries supports them,
to be sure, but they aim to abolish missions by bringing prosperity, so
that the mountaineers will before long have their own churches, their own
schools. The motive is less benevolent than patriotic. It would "induct
Appalachia into the Union" not for Appalachia's sake, but for the Union's.
Their spirit resenbles Dr. George T. Winston's when he addressed a
returning governor of North Carolina.
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